像拍電影一樣做愛

本片改編自同名小說。貝多芬（古田新太 飾），眾人心中的孤高天才，原來竟是秘書一手捏造的“神話”？本片揭開歷史迷霧，講述一個(gè)粗俗邋遢的真實(shí)貝多芬，如何在忠實(shí)秘書辛德勒（山田裕貴 飾）的筆下，被改寫成永垂不朽的圣人音樂家。

　　富豪洪飛虎（古天樂 飾）因怪病找到峨嵋派掌門王鳳（鄭秀文 飾），她對(duì)飛虎的生性傲慢毫無好感，于是用盡各種奇怪的方法治療飛虎。王鳳的師姐李莫愁（李冰冰 飾）突然出現(xiàn)，并揚(yáng)言要鏟除峨嵋派。未免傷及無辜，王鳳盡快醫(yī)好了飛虎。知道了王鳳的惡作劇之后，飛虎憤然離開了?！　榱伺c師姐決戰(zhàn)，王鳳急需練好“傷心斷腸劍”，但從未經(jīng)歷傷心之苦的她 無法領(lǐng)悟“百年好合”這一招式的要領(lǐng)，王鳳在眾人的勸說下決定求助與飛虎。飛虎不計(jì)前嫌，用盡辦法讓王鳳傷心，練好招式。王鳳又能否成功？

　　After breaking out of a rehabilitation zoo, Frankie, a squirrel with all the angles, returns to his forest. He learns from his dim-witted best friend, Cody, a porcupine and street-con, that while he was in lock-up, the entire forest was picked clean by The A.C.O.R.N.S. Institute (Alternative Cosmetic Oils for Regenerative Natural Skin-care). No acorn was left behind. With winter just around the corner, it's a potentially devastating blow to all forest critters. So, Frankie has no choice but to bust into the brand new, state-of-the-art, rodent-proof A.C.O.R.N.S. Processing Plant and take back all of the acorns! Though a seemingly impossible heist, success would not only save the lives of his forest friends, but it would also give Frankie a chance to win back the love of his life, Lola, a local "show squirrel." Sadly, Lola has been burnt by too many of Frankie's false promises in the past. With the support of Frankie's old mentor, Mr. Bellwood, a wealthy badger, Frankie and Cody assemble a team of top notch "crackers" from all over the forest, including: a bat named Fly Boy, a top notch munitions expert; Raitch, a computer hacking albino snake, who never allows her lack of appendages to get in the way; Edsy a tiny "family frog," whose ability to freeze himself solid for days on end without harm is invaluable; a germophobic French rat named Liam, who can collapse his skeleton to get into any space; Chinese father-daughter pangolins named Pango and Lin, the best diggers in the forest; and Bellwood's hedgehog butler, Oscar who knows how to get his hands on anything the crew needs. With winter knocking at their door, Frankie and his crew have only three days to prepare and execute this unprecedented heist. When they learn that the processing of their forest's acorns has been pushed up a day, Lola's refusal to participate leaves Frankie and his crew one critter short. With everything on the line, Frankie and his crew of Animal Crackerz set out to pull off the biggest heist in animal history!

　　梅家四姐妹父母早亡，多虧大姐大香（梅艷芳 飾）獨(dú)立經(jīng)營(yíng)點(diǎn)心店，妹妹二香（柏安妮 飾）、三香（陳加玲 飾）和四香（袁潔瑩 飾）才能順利完成學(xué)業(yè)，出落成開朗可愛、美麗動(dòng)人的大姑娘。三個(gè)妹妹吸引來無數(shù)的追求者，她們也各自找到了心儀之人。然而梅家有個(gè)不成文的規(guī)定，只有大姐出嫁后三個(gè)妹妹才能順序出嫁，偏偏大香不重儀表，脾氣又壞，男人們唯恐避之不及，這可愁壞了三個(gè)愁嫁的女孩。為了讓姐姐早日找到如意郎君，她們和各自的男友商量幫大香物色一個(gè)合適的對(duì)象。　　三好小男人曾灶才（曾志偉 飾）被女友愛絲（吳君如 飾）拋棄，傷心欲絕之時(shí)，他被三姐妹找來追求冰山美人大香……