齊天大性之大鬧女兒國(guó)

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西仙子與徒兒阿孫及阿豬前往「女兒國(guó)」拜見(jiàn)女皇金國(guó)。金國(guó)之妹銀國(guó)從丞相口中得知，吸食西仙子下陰之「y-水」便能成仙﹗銀為奪y-水誣告西仙子強(qiáng)迫自己，將西押入天牢﹗金可赦免西的罪，但要西下嫁給金。西借亂逃走之時(shí)，銀抓走西并吸其y-水﹗銀法力大增，孫以其「金剛巨棒」將銀制服，但銀以y-聲浪叫令孫金剛棒谷脹欲裂﹗危機(jī)之際，西與孫造愛(ài)，孫功力大增，將銀

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