采花和尚

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一天，一民婦帶女入寺進(jìn)香，被主持黑沙掌看中，將女收于黑房中，此事被老拳師吳老東及兒子吳家秦看破，與黑沙掌及眾淫僧大打出手，老拳師不慎命喪掌下，臨終時囑家秦必須學(xué)會鴛鴦腿才能打敗黑沙掌。一群賣藝姑娘，以舞藝賺取生活費，黑沙掌等人當(dāng)場調(diào)戲眾女，為首的鳳蘭即以鴛鴦腿攻打黑沙掌，由于鳳蘭乃女兒身，鴛鴦腿功力不夠，被黑沙掌打倒，家秦沖入陣中，救了鳳蘭，這才知道鳳蘭竟是鴛鴦腿傳人的女兒。鳳蘭見了對父提出家秦有救命之恩，并愿以身相許，救父傳授鴛鴦腿，家秦與鳳蘭苦心勤練，成功的練成了鴛鴦腿，二人齊力向南竹等發(fā)難，并得紅姑相助，終于瓦解了南竹寺，同時也消滅了黑沙掌等邪僧。 　　

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一天，一民婦帶女入寺進(jìn)香，被主持黑沙掌看中，將女收于黑房中，此事被老拳師吳老東及兒子吳家秦看破，與黑沙掌及眾淫僧大打出手，老拳師不慎命喪掌下，臨終時囑家秦必須學(xué)會鴛鴦腿才能打敗黑沙掌。一群賣藝姑娘，以舞藝賺取生活費，黑沙掌等人當(dāng)場調(diào)戲眾女，為首的鳳蘭即以鴛鴦腿攻打黑沙掌，由于鳳蘭乃女兒身，鴛鴦腿功力不夠，被黑沙掌打倒，家秦沖入陣中，救了鳳蘭，這才知道鳳蘭竟是鴛鴦腿傳人的女兒。鳳蘭見了對父提出家秦有救命之恩，并愿以身相許，救父傳授鴛鴦腿，家秦與鳳蘭苦心勤練，成功的練成了鴛鴦腿，二人齊力向南竹等發(fā)難，并得紅姑相助，終于瓦解了南竹寺，同時也消滅了黑沙掌等邪僧。 　　

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　　Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.　　Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?　　n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.　　What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.　　On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.　　One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.　　Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.

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