燈草和尚2之白蛇前傳

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明代「性」人燈草和尚巧遇蜘蛛精珠兒，被騙去法器「蓮花燭」，珠兒誤開(kāi)法器，墮進(jìn)時(shí)光洪流，被困于唐朝的鬼哭森林。妖尊與妖姬荒淫無(wú)道，此時(shí)茱孽海法師與徒弟共赴滅沃，遇上燈草和尚及青（陳明君飾）、白（黃榕飾）雙蛇。燈草和尚幾經(jīng)艱辛，取回蓮花燭......

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明代「性」人燈草和尚巧遇蜘蛛精珠兒，被騙去法器「蓮花燭」，珠兒誤開(kāi)法器，墮進(jìn)時(shí)光洪流，被困于唐朝的鬼哭森林。妖尊與妖姬荒淫無(wú)道，此時(shí)茱孽海法師與徒弟共赴滅沃，遇上燈草和尚及青（陳明君飾）、白（黃榕飾）雙蛇。燈草和尚幾經(jīng)艱辛，取回蓮花燭......

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瘋狂動(dòng)物園

　　After breaking out of a rehabilitation zoo, Frankie, a squirrel with all the angles, returns to his forest. He learns from his dim-witted best friend, Cody, a porcupine and street-con, that while he was in lock-up, the entire forest was picked clean by The A.C.O.R.N.S. Institute (Alternative Cosmetic Oils for Regenerative Natural Skin-care). No acorn was left behind. With winter just around the corner, it's a potentially devastating blow to all forest critters. So, Frankie has no choice but to bust into the brand new, state-of-the-art, rodent-proof A.C.O.R.N.S. Processing Plant and take back all of the acorns! Though a seemingly impossible heist, success would not only save the lives of his forest friends, but it would also give Frankie a chance to win back the love of his life, Lola, a local "show squirrel." Sadly, Lola has been burnt by too many of Frankie's false promises in the past. With the support of Frankie's old mentor, Mr. Bellwood, a wealthy badger, Frankie and Cody assemble a team of top notch "crackers" from all over the forest, including: a bat named Fly Boy, a top notch munitions expert; Raitch, a computer hacking albino snake, who never allows her lack of appendages to get in the way; Edsy a tiny "family frog," whose ability to freeze himself solid for days on end without harm is invaluable; a germophobic French rat named Liam, who can collapse his skeleton to get into any space; Chinese father-daughter pangolins named Pango and Lin, the best diggers in the forest; and Bellwood's hedgehog butler, Oscar who knows how to get his hands on anything the crew needs. With winter knocking at their door, Frankie and his crew have only three days to prepare and execute this unprecedented heist. When they learn that the processing of their forest's acorns has been pushed up a day, Lola's refusal to participate leaves Frankie and his crew one critter short. With everything on the line, Frankie and his crew of Animal Crackerz set out to pull off the biggest heist in animal history!

電影版淘氣小企鵝啵樂(lè)樂(lè)甜蜜城堡大冒險(xiǎn)

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阿爾菲1966

阿爾菲（邁克爾?凱恩 Michael Caine 飾）生活在繁華的大都市倫敦，平日里最大的愛(ài)好便是出沒(méi)于燈紅酒綠的聲色犬馬之場(chǎng)所。阿爾菲自認(rèn)為是當(dāng)代唐璜，流連于不同女人的溫香軟玉的懷抱之中，私生活十分混亂。                                                                      　　無(wú)論是未經(jīng)人事的清純少女還是已有家室的成熟人妻，阿爾菲都會(huì)散發(fā)他強(qiáng)烈的男性魅力，將對(duì)方征服。就連在染病住院期間，阿爾菲都沒(méi)有放過(guò)和性感美艷的小護(hù)士共赴云雨的機(jī)會(huì)。某一日，阿爾菲邂逅了美麗的寡婦盧比（謝利?溫特斯 Shelley Winters 飾），讓前者沒(méi)有想到的是，自己的撩妹之術(shù)在盧比那里竟然全無(wú)作用。不僅如此，曾經(jīng)對(duì)他趨之若鶩的女人們也都漸漸地離開(kāi)了他。