新傾國傾城 新傾國傾城 (2005)

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古裝宮庭艷情喜劇，唐朝天寶年間，安史之亂，當(dāng)朝天子李龍基和妃子楊玉環(huán)，被逼出走，身邊只帶老將郭子儀及曹國舅，郭子儀平時滴酒不沾，但酒後則拿刀四處破壞，而曹國舅於風(fēng)雨之夜就失去常性，便成為摧花殺手，民間也處處姦淫婦女，荒逸無度，而身為九五之尊的皇上，亦因?yàn)樽陨碇柧咛潭判摹兹俗钺崽又涟查L村，得悉村內(nèi)有華陀後人，能使陽具起死回生，決定一試穴隆陽大法手術(shù)，怎料中途出了意外，封著血道的金針鬆脫，結(jié)果還成功完成，增長增大增強(qiáng)，作愛稱心得意，並平定安祿山造反.......

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古裝宮庭艷情喜劇，唐朝天寶年間，安史之亂，當(dāng)朝天子李龍基和妃子楊玉環(huán)，被逼出走，身邊只帶老將郭子儀及曹國舅，郭子儀平時滴酒不沾，但酒後則拿刀四處破壞，而曹國舅於風(fēng)雨之夜就失去常性，便成為摧花殺手，民間也處處姦淫婦女，荒逸無度，而身為九五之尊的皇上，亦因?yàn)樽陨碇柧咛潭判摹兹俗钺崽又涟查L村，得悉村內(nèi)有華陀後人，能使陽具起死回生，決定一試穴隆陽大法手術(shù)，怎料中途出了意外，封著血道的金針鬆脫，結(jié)果還成功完成，增長增大增強(qiáng)，作愛稱心得意，並平定安祿山造反.......

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　　Anna is stuck: she's approaching 30, living like a hermit in her mum's garden shed and wondering why the suffragettes ever bothered. She spends her days making videos using her thumbs as actors - thumbs that bicker about things like whether Yogi Bear is a moral or existential nihilist. But Anna doesn't show these videos to anyone and no one knows what they are for. A week before her birthday her Mum serves her an ultimatum - she needs to move out of the shed, get a haircut that doesn't put her gender in question and stop dressing like a homeless teenager. Naturally, Anna tells her Mum to "back the f-off". However, when her school friend comes to visit, Anna's self-imposed isolation becomes impossible to maintain. Soon she is entangled with a troubled eight year old boy obsessed with Westerns, and the local estate agent whose awkward interpersonal skills continually undermine his attempts to seduce her.

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